- Me: Are you excited to watch Castle?!
- Mom (dryly): It's all I've been thinking about all week.
- Me: Are you all caught up?
- Mom: What was the last one before the finale?
- Me: Zombies.
- Mom: Then no. I have to watch that one, too.
- Me: Okay.
- Mom: I do like that show, though. Where do they film?
- Me (excitedly): LA. I'm gonna make it happen.
- Mom: ....Please don't get arrested for stalking.
- Me: I was talking about for my internship next fall.
- Mom: I know. Doesn't mean you can't get arrested for stalking.